Freak Fest

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Ok ok, so you're a bit of a freak. Actually, you're a total freak. Not sure? Fine. Lets find out.You are a freak if you agree with at least one of the following statements:

· Swallowing swords can be fun.
· Bugs are people,too, you know.
· Labia piercings? Ha! You outa see my...

Congrats, your in touch with your inner weirdo. And do we have a job for you! Spooky ringmaster Scott McClelland and his notorious Carnival Diablo are looking to expand their ranks. No joke - if your female," eccentric, flamboyant and fearless,"willing to travel and start immediately, McClelland will train you in the dark art of sideshow feats, which is no small thing given that his family has been in the sideshow business for generations.A word of caution, though:expect snakes. "A 12- foot python named Big Joe will be on hand with us," McClelland cackles,"and if the potential candidate can handle him, she can handle anything."

Good lord. Auditions will be held Saturday [Nov. 13], 8 to 11 PM., at the Nine of Cups. Give' em your worst!